Marcello's Mischief circa 94'

Excited beyond belief my brother called me to check out something in the freezer. He said that he was able to buy something that I would surely enjoy. (How the heck did he have money, I don't know) As soon as I opened the freezer...there it was...I began gasping for air, I could not breathe, and my eyes were burning. Nearby as I was gasping for air, I heard a giggle...I screamed and I asked my brother, "What the Hell did you do? (I actually used many explitives as I said this) He told me that he sprayed some mase in the freezer as a way of getting back at me for my basketball transgressions.