Blue Moon Paradise
As I was making peace with the fact that I would not get my Blue Moon, the waitress told us, much to my delight that Blue Moon was also half priced; costing just $3.00! I couldn't believe it. I was so excited, I ordered it instantly and what a treat it was.
As soon as I laid eyes on that towering glass I saw beauty personified. Simply put this beer had curves; from the velvety froth that decorated the top to the rapid flowing carbonation, to the golden straw color of the beer itself. This beer looked much like a Sport's Illustrated centerfold without the air brush. This beer was 100% au naturel as Creed would say from The Office. (To view this hilarious clip click here.) To top things off I smeared the orange wedge around the glass to get that citrus lemon taste. Everything seemed right with the world. All of my problems were drowned with each frothy sip that I would take. At that moment I felt that I had made the best $3.00 investment in my life. (Except for wife's engagement ring. Just kidding.)
The most delightful part of this heavenly experience came while I was eating the Hot Wings. Immediately after I finished devouring my chicken wing I took a sip. Boom! What a taste explosion! I had never experienced anything like this before! All the spices of the Chicken Wings came to life! It felt like my mouth was hosting a party. I even taught that I heard Elvis performing, Blue Hawaii against my hard palate. It almost felt like an out of body experience. I was and I wasn't hallucinating. One minute I was hearing music while in the other minute I was hearing my wife, one minute I was angry about my internship, while in other I was happy just where I was. Regardless, it was an experience that I will not forget. How could I? I fell under the allure of the Blue Moon Paradise.