Don't Let Your Father in Law...

So we went to Williamsburg, Virginia over the fourth of July weekend; nice and patriotic right?  My father in law forgot a pair of shorts and I had an extra pair of khaki shorts,  so of course I lent it to him. 
He used them washed them and returned them back to me.  About a week later I unsuspectingly placed my hand in my left pocket of those shorts and low and behold what do I pull out?  A GAS- X tablet! I looked at it and I said what the...??? I guess I don't really want to dwell on why he needed this medicine in the first place because I really hope that he was not flatulating in my shorts!  I guess there is a simple solution to this in the future, NEVER LET YOUR FATHER IN LAW ENTER YOUR SHORTS!