Which Celebrity Would You Send to Space for Good?

Recently Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin enterprises announced the creation of Virgin Galactic.  The creation of Galactic would allow people to fly into space.  Almost immediately some Hollywood celebrities vowed to sign on for the maiden voyage.  This got me asking the question, "Which celebrities would I want to send to space for good?"  Although this list is not exhaustive it is a start:
  • Angelina Jolie (annoying, self inflated humanist)
  • Brad Pitt (annoying husband of self inflated humanist)
  • Madonna ( has been 80's icon, possessing a fake English accent with a habit for burning crosses)
  • Sean Penn (angry left winger who hates America and God)
  • Tom Cruise (fanatical Scientologist, thrice divorced, tendency to jump on couches)
  • Bill Maher (anti Catholic zealot, humorless, called the Pope a Nazi)
  • Aston Kuchner (talentless actor, famous for marrying Demi Moore, Nikon spokesperson)
  • Justin Bieber (just because he is corny)
  • Rachel Maddow (angry, petulant 11 year school boy host of his own show on MSNBC)
  • Rosie O' Donnell (need I say anymore)
Before sending these A listers to space for good I want them to prepare for take off with this classic song...


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