Christ Rise; Bunny Dies
Frankly I am sick and fed up with all of the hoopla surrounding the Easter bunny. Call me an Ebenezer Scrooge curmudgeon, but I don't think that bunnies are that cute. I have seen these little glorified rodents prowling the streets, hopping with reckless impunity; hopping so fast that each time a cute child wants to see them they are gone. Can you believe that when my wife Renee was 5 she got a real bunny for Easter which she named Honey Bunny. Her innocent, adorable grandma went to pet it and her reward was a nice bite on her finger. Shortly after Honey Bunny was no more. I believe that this is the path that all Easter bunnies should take, a quick death. Most of all I hate the Easter Bunny because it has replaced Christ as a symbol of the Resurrection. So in light of all this I am proposing one radical measure; Kill The Easter Bunny! In these three short videos I will show you how. Enjoy...and by the way Happy Easter!